Jerry Jones on the Micah Parsons situation:
“I bought the Cowboys with a handshake. It took about 30 seconds. I gave the number, shook hands, the details we worked out later.”
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burrrrchett• 3 d ago
“I took two cognitive tests, I absolutely aced them, they said it was the best they’d ever seen”
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WWWaldo• 3 d ago
If I truly state my feelings about Jerry Jones right now, I know I would receive a ban from Sleeper 😡
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bryceromo9• 3 d ago
Holy hell Jerry, get with times. And also, get this man into a retirement home ASAP and away from this team.
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DrBG• 3 d ago
JEREY JONES MUST SURVIVE, GIVE THAT MAN VAMPIRISM AND LET HIM SURVIVE ON THE TEARS OF HIS FANS
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Thinksheaint• 3 d ago
sorry Jerry, this ain’t the 1940’s. No one spits in their hand before a shake
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LeWinJames• 3 d ago
Jesus dude idk why they’re not signing the man. He’s the majority of their whole defense. This is why we as a collective of fans make fun of the cowboys. They don’t have the spine to do what it takes to win it when it matters most.
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Anthony270• 3 d ago
the NFL version of our last person in office
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AnthonyGioo• 3 d ago
Guarantee he wouldn’t sell the cowboys today under those terms 😂
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interception83• 3 d ago
he did the same thing with cd. Micah will be a cowboys
Jerry Jones on the Micah Parsons situation:
“I bought the Cowboys with a handshake. It took about 30 seconds. I gave the number, shook hands, the details we worked out later.”
Shedeur Sanders to a Browns radio host:
“You always say negative stuff about me. I didn’t do nothing to you. I’ve never seen you say anything positive about me.”
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Former Lions RB Jamaal Williams worked out today for the Chicago Bears, per @AdamSchefter
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Top 32 for sure
They can't throw the beer, they could hardly afford it.
Efton Chism sighting!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 4 times… let’s blame it on Mason! 🤣